I do not think it's unreasonable, therefore, to expect certain behaviors in return. These behaviors include:
1. When I have time to get on-line and comment on your posts, I expect quick responses to my comments. These responses should be appropriately funny or supportive as applicable.
2. When I have more free time and visit your blog multiple times in the course of a few minutes, I expect new material to read with each visit.
3. I expect appropriately appreciative and adoring comments to my posts, especially the good ones.
These are reasonable requests. I expect your full cooperation in these matters.